Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Fucking hell.

Who the fuck said you could just come in here and tear everything to pieces, you crazy asshole? The Boss is dead, Obstruction's arm is fucked up, and most importantly, I have a couple of bruises and our hideout is wrecked! What the fuck are we supposed to do now?

Don't even get me started on the other members of the team. Big ole Obbie wasn't much of a talker before his injury but now he's making the countryside seem downright full of chatter. Jade creeps the fuck out of me, and so do those other two girls. What is it with the boss and his love of disturbing women?

So clearly it's up to me to decide what we do. And what we're doing is finding that little shit what put us out of a job and splitting his face open.

3 comments:

  1. A Potemkin ripoff, a hacker whose only trick is to ripoff my girlfriend, and a few creepy and presumably emo teenagers are after my blood. Oh dear. Save me. Saaaave me.

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  2. It's so fucking hilarious!! Rhodes' people are gonna take care of business now? Oh, it is to laugh!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIdvMjbf9gQ

    Stay frosty, you dicks.

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  3. You're so violent! You should try meditating. Or not giving a fuck. That would probably work better.

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