So, yeah, it's Shift. I ditched the stupid account - Rhodes just lets me use his anyway, and the less clunky switching between email addresses I have to do, the better.
Rhodes is gone. Said he'd be gone for a while. Told me that I'm in charge while he's not here! Wow, thanks. I'm in charge of a mute wrestler who just mopes in the corner all day, and a psychotic bitch who's obsessed with Heroboy and who tries to knife anyone who goes in her room. Seriously. Even Rhodes can't keep Jade under control 100% of the time. It makes things...really difficult when he's not home.
Not that he cares. Sure, dump me with the two people who only move at your command and who could both kill me without any problems. Yeah, Obstruction won't, but that's probably just cause he hasn't had any thoughts of his own the whole time this "team" business started.
I never thought I'd say this, but I MISS Valkyrie. She was just as crazy as everyone else here, but she kept order through her fear. Jade was a lot more scared of her than she is of Rhodes, and maybe even a bit admiring. With her in charge while the boss is away I never even got so much as stabbed. These days, though, making me leader while he's gone is just another insult.
Man, why am I even bitching to you guys about this? Whatever. Rhodes wants me to update the blog while he's gone. "With fucking what?" I asked. Then he went on and on about dramatic tension and how we'd "already spent way too much time keeping everyone in the dark!" with that faux cheerful smile on his face the whole time. Or is it faux? I can never tell with that guy.
Fuck this job. But...It's better than being dead, that's for sure. I have no clue why you idiots keep resisting. It's just going to be more pain for you in the long run.